Funny SMS

  • Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping<br/><br/>

<b>Corporate Meetings:</b><br/>
Show me the next slide.<br/>
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).<br/>
All eyes should be on us.<br/>
Something is still missing.<br/>
Do we have a plan B?<br/>
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.<br/><br/>

<b>Ladies Shopping:</b><br/>
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.<br/>
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.<br/>
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.<br/>
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?<br/>
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai<br/><br/>

<b>By: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi)</b>Upload to Facebook
    Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping

    Corporate Meetings:
    Show me the next slide.
    The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
    All eyes should be on us.
    Something is still missing.
    Do we have a plan B?
    Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.

    Ladies Shopping:
    Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
    Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
    Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
    Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
    Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
    Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
    Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai

    By: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi)
  • Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.<br/>
The manager said: Come in, make a seat!Upload to Facebook
    Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.
    The manager said: Come in, make a seat!
  • If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...<br/>
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Where will you take me?Upload to Facebook
    If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...
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    Where will you take me?
  • What do you call a sick eagle?<br/>
Illegal!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a sick eagle?
    Illegal!
  • Sorry girls I am taken.<br/>
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Taken as a joke!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry girls I am taken.
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    Taken as a joke!
  • Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning `why` as a child!Upload to Facebook
    Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child!
  • I am single because love is blind.<br/>
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!Upload to Facebook
    I am single because love is blind.
    Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
  • My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!<br/>
#InternationalYogaDayUpload to Facebook
    My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!
    #InternationalYogaDay
  • I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.<br/>
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.
    I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
  • Wrestling is stupid!<br/>
Guys with no pants fight for a beltUpload to Facebook
    Wrestling is stupid!
    Guys with no pants fight for a belt
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