| My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions! #InternationalYogaDay |
| I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them! |
| Wrestling is stupid! Guys with no pants fight for a belt |
| Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud! |
| I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing! |
| My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him. He just can't part with it! |
| Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done, you have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me! |
| Pro Tip: You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! |
| For those missing their Golf during the lockdown. Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! |
| A rooster is the most slaughtered creature. Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed! |
