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![A lady approached me, and said, `Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!`<br/>
I said, `Aww that's sweet. Are you single?`<br/>
She replied, `No. I'm a dentist!`]()
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I said, "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
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![Waitress: How did you find your steak, Sir?<br/>
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was!]()
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I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was! -
![Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo...<br/>
Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain!]()
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Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain! -
![I made a graph showing all my past relationships.<br/>
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis!]()
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![Just In:<br/>
The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali!]()
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![My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.<br/>
And they're off!]()
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![Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.<br/>
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!]()
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100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! -
![Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...<br/>
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!]()
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Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! -
![I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.<br/>
They said the risk was too big!]()
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![I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!]()
Upload to Facebook I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!
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