| Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan. Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le! |
| I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you". I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! |
| Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees! |
| If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock! |
| Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job? Candidate: 40 Years Interviewer: What's your age? Candidate: 30 Years Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible? Candidate: Overtime! |
| For the James Bond fans: James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi? Son: 95%... 38.95%... |
| What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza? One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat! |
| I don't trust parents who don't cuss. There's no way you can have kids and not swear! |
| I hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot! |
| Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change? |
