Funny SMS

  • I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse.<br/>
It really takes me back!Upload to Facebook
    I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse.
    It really takes me back!
  • `What's the Wi-Fi password?`<br/>
~ How people say hello these days!Upload to Facebook
    "What's the Wi-Fi password?"
    ~ How people say hello these days!
  • I bought my daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.<br/>
Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'!Upload to Facebook
    I bought my daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
    Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'!
  • It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is...<br/>
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Real Stupid!Upload to Facebook
    It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is...
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    Real Stupid!
  • Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.<br/>
Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
    Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA!
  • Parents have progressed from not believing what's online to believing all internet posts are real!Upload to Facebook
    Parents have progressed from not believing what's online to believing all internet posts are real!
  • The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off!Upload to Facebook
    The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off!
  • Therapist: What brings you in today?<br/>
Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.<br/>
Therapist: How bad is it?<br/>
Man: It comes in waves!Upload to Facebook
    Therapist: What brings you in today?
    Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.
    Therapist: How bad is it?
    Man: It comes in waves!
  • I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.<br/>
I looked at it and thought, `This isn't for me!`Upload to Facebook
    I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
    I looked at it and thought, "This isn't for me!"
  • Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.<br/>
He's currently in the 'ICU'!Upload to Facebook
    Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.
    He's currently in the 'ICU'!
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