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![Modern appliances are really spying on us and sending back data on our habits.<br/>
It's not new... Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years!]()
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![Even the most spiritual beings want their Tupperware boxes back!]()
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![So I named my phone Titanic.<br/>
Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing!]()
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![My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.<br/>
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years!]()
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![While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?<br/>
While driving: I hate every single person on this planet!]()
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![If you see someone wearing a $20,000 watch, it's hard to know if they're really good with money or really bad with money!]()
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![Finding grey hair is a sign of youth. Older people don't have to `find` it. It's just there!]()
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![My girlfriend complains a lot that I don't smile anymore.<br/>
Well, she's the one who wanted a serious relationship!]()
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![Saw an old man dancing in the street. I think he finally cleared his CA exam!]()
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