| Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo... Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! |
| I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed. They said the risk was too big! |
| I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then! |
| I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse. It really takes me back! |
| "What's the Wi-Fi password?" ~ How people say hello these days! |
| I bought my daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday. Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'! |
| It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is... . . . . . . Real Stupid! |
| Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA! |
| Parents have progressed from not believing what's online to believing all internet posts are real! |
| The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off! |
