| Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhar Card because... . . . . . . . Aadhar has many links! |
| Christmas Carol for Singles: Single bell, Single bell, Single all the way. Oh what fun it is to see couples fighting all day! |
| Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas? Me: Nothing, I just got some important stuff to do. Inner Me: Saala Month End Mein Kuch Bachta Nahi Hai, Aur Uppar Se Itni Thand... Ghar Pe Hi Rahunga Bas! |
| The friend zone is God's apology for making you unattractive! |
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When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist! |
| What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis! |
| I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life! |
| I only drink to make my friends more interesting! |
| One of the best hangover lines! Wife: Baby you love me na? Husband: Who is Meena? |
| Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70... What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71! |
