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![Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons!]()
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![Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:<br/>
1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.<br/>
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.<br/>
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.<br/>
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.<br/>
5. And... most importantly, there's only ONE Queen!]()
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1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
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![Doctor, doctor... All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!<br/>
Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease!]()
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![I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.<br/>
Let me tell you, it was no small feet!]()
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Let me tell you, it was no small feet! -
![You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br/>
That's just your soul healing!]()
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That's just your soul healing! -
![A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
The patient drank it and answered, `Neither. I am a problem solver!`]()
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The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!" -
![What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?<br/>
A literalist takes things literally.<br/>
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!]()
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A literalist takes things literally.
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![What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?<br/>
A leek!]()
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![1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.<br/>
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.<br/>
2021: Share a car ride with random people!]()
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2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.
2021: Share a car ride with random people! -
![You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother...<br/>
Sudden Lee!]()
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Sudden Lee!
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