Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head! |
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They're always stuffed! |
I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan. You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it! |
My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books. She said I have too many issues! |
Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki... Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai! |
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos! |
Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life. Be strong! |
My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples! |
Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day! |
Breaking News: Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai! |