Funny SMS

  • Did you hear the joke about the roof?<br/>
Never mind, it's over your head!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    Never mind, it's over your head!
  • Why are teddy bears never hungry?<br/>
They're always stuffed! Upload to Facebook
    Why are teddy bears never hungry?
    They're always stuffed!
  • I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.<br/>
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!Upload to Facebook
    I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.
    You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!
  • My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.<br/>
She said I have too many issues!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.
    She said I have too many issues!
  • Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...<br/>
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
    Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
  • I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.<br/>
I hope I get Doritos!Upload to Facebook
    I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
    I hope I get Doritos!
  • Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!Upload to Facebook
    Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
    Be strong!
  • My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
  • Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!Upload to Facebook
    Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!
  • Breaking News:<br />
Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!
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