Interviewer: What's your weakness? Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly. Interviewer: Can you explain? Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart! |
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert. Are they ashamed of their customers? |
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute. They developed cold feet! |
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? Same middle name! |
I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember! |
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you! |
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go? |
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway! |
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life! |
To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient! |