I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember! |
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you! |
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go? |
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway! |
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life! |
To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient! |
People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive! |
When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts! |
Tried to peel a pomegranate. Took me Anaar! |
Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning! What a vicious cycle! |