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Upload to Facebook India: Parents have 2-3 kids.
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents! -
Upload to Facebook If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people! -
Upload to Facebook The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions! -
Upload to Facebook For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous! -
Upload to Facebook Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society! -
Upload to Facebook I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories! -
Upload to Facebook I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
I said, "Just one is enough!" -
Upload to Facebook They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
Women are difficult to comprehend! -
Upload to Facebook Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
He needed more space! -
Upload to Facebook How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network!
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