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Upload to Facebook 4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
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Upload to Facebook A Punjaban's Apology:
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure! -
Upload to Facebook I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust! -
Upload to Facebook Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.
Follow me for more marriage tips! -
Upload to Facebook You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along! -
Upload to Facebook Somewhere in Antilia:
Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores* -
Upload to Facebook We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.
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Please make it your underwear! -
Upload to Facebook Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
The infantry! -
Upload to Facebook Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!
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