Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely! |
The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron... which is ironic! |
6:30 is the best time on a clock... . . . . . . . hands down! |
Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year! |
My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way! |
Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank! |
Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...' Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le! |
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife. She said, "Wear your own then!" |
Missing someone is a terrible feeling. Ask any sniper! |
If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award! |