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  • Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?<br/>
You just have to listen varicosely!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
    You just have to listen varicosely!
  • The adjective for metal is metallic.<br/>
But not so for iron... which is ironic!Upload to Facebook
    The adjective for metal is metallic.
    But not so for iron... which is ironic!
  • 6:30 is the best time on a clock...<br/>
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hands down!Upload to Facebook
    6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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    hands down!
  • Exaggerations have become an epidemic.<br/>
They went up by a million percent last year!Upload to Facebook
    Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
    They went up by a million percent last year!
  • My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.<br/>
The other 2 jumped out of the way!Upload to Facebook
    My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
    The other 2 jumped out of the way!
  • Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!
  • Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'<br/>
Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'
    Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!
  • `Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,` I said to my wife.<br/>
She said, `Wear your own then!`Upload to Facebook
    "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
    She said, "Wear your own then!"
  • Missing someone is a terrible feeling.<br/>
Ask any sniper!Upload to Facebook
    Missing someone is a terrible feeling.
    Ask any sniper!
  • If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award!Upload to Facebook
    If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award!
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