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  • Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...<br/>
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
    Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
  • I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.<br/>
I hope I get Doritos!Upload to Facebook
    I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
    I hope I get Doritos!
  • Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!Upload to Facebook
    Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
    Be strong!
  • My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
  • Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!Upload to Facebook
    Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!
  • Breaking News:<br />
Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!
  • Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly.<br/>
Interviewer: Can you explain?<br/>
Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What's your weakness?
    Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly.
    Interviewer: Can you explain?
    Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart!
  • I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.<br/>
Are they ashamed of their customers?Upload to Facebook
    I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
    Are they ashamed of their customers?
  • Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute.<br/>
They developed cold feet!Upload to Facebook
    Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute.
    They developed cold feet!
  • What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?<br/>
Same middle name!Upload to Facebook
    What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?
    Same middle name!
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