People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive! |
When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts! |
Tried to peel a pomegranate. Took me Anaar! |
Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning! What a vicious cycle! |
India: Parents have 2-3 kids. USA: Kids have 2-3 parents! |
If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people! |
The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions! |
For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous! |
Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society! |
I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories! |