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  • People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive!
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    People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive!
  • When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts!
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    When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts!
  • Tried to peel a pomegranate.<br/>
Took me Anaar!Upload to Facebook
    Tried to peel a pomegranate.
    Took me Anaar!
  • Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!<br/>
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    Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!
    What a vicious cycle!
  • India: Parents have 2-3 kids.<br/>
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!Upload to Facebook
    India: Parents have 2-3 kids.
    USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!
  • If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!Upload to Facebook
    If there are capital letters, why aren't there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people!
  • The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!Upload to Facebook
    The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions!
  • For procrastinators, `due date` and `do date` are synonymous!Upload to Facebook
    For procrastinators, "due date" and "do date" are synonymous!
  • Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!Upload to Facebook
    Teenagers are the most insecure people you'll meet until they're in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society!
  • I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!
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