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![I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me `How about 10 tomorrow`?<br/>
I said, `Just one is enough!`]()
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![They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.<br/>
Women are difficult to comprehend!]()
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Women are difficult to comprehend! -
![Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?<br/>
He needed more space!]()
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![How do two French guys share files electronically?<br/>
Pierre to Pierre network!]()
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Pierre to Pierre network! -
![4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.<br/>
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.<br/>
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.<br/>
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?<br/>
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I!]()
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The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I! -
![A Punjaban's Apology:<br/>
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!]()
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![Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.<br/>
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.<br/>
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure!]()
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She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
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![I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.<br/>
All it was doing was gathering dust!]()
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All it was doing was gathering dust! -
![Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.<br/>
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![You know there's no official training for trash collectors?<br/>
They just pick things up as they go along!]()
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They just pick things up as they go along!
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