| Christmas Special: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! |
| A man to a girl in a bar: Man: Outside?... Under?... To?... Around?... Over?... Girl: Are you trying to preposition me? |
| People these days want that everyone should have an opinion. As long as it's matching their opinion! |
| Today is the day we gave Bangladeshis a Bangladesh and since then Bangladesh is giving us Bangladeshis. Happy Vijay Divas! |
| I'm really exhausted. I spent all day saying "no" to my kids and "yes" to my wife! |
| Love Marriage: Tum Gharwalo Ko Manao. Arranged Marriage: Gharwale Tum Ko Manaye. Too Much Fun! |
| Some people will cancel all plans just to stay at home in bed. I am some people! |
| The key to happiness is to stop watching the news! |
| Shaadi Ka Card Aaya Hai. Likha Hai: Dinner Ka Time Shaam 7 Baje Se 100 Plate Khatam Hone Tak! |
| I told my wife to join me in my morning jog. But she said she's not interested. Then I asked her if she knows that young beautiful girl who lives across the street who goes for jogging everyday. Now my wife gets ready for jogging with me even before I get up! |
