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![Life doesn't just throw the things to you that you desire most. You have to earn them with every bit of your blood and sweat!]()
Upload to Facebook Life doesn't just throw the things to you that you desire most. You have to earn them with every bit of your blood and sweat! -
![Doctor, filling medical report: You have a broken hand, severe concussion and bruised eyes. Are you married?<br/>
Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor, filling medical report: You have a broken hand, severe concussion and bruised eyes. Are you married?
Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time! -
![Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.<br/>
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face! -
![My wife just asked me if I was busy.<br/>
Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife just asked me if I was busy.
Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something! -
![My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago.<br/>
Women are unbelievable!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago.
Women are unbelievable! -
![Millions roaming around without a mask at the Kumbh Mela is called Devotion.<br/>
Thousands attempting political rallies amidst a pandemic is called Nationalism.<br/>
Sitting alone in my own car without a mask is a Crime!]()
Upload to Facebook Millions roaming around without a mask at the Kumbh Mela is called Devotion.
Thousands attempting political rallies amidst a pandemic is called Nationalism.
Sitting alone in my own car without a mask is a Crime! -
![Hard work pays off:<br/>
The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy!]()
Upload to Facebook Hard work pays off:
The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy! -
![Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.<br/>
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke! -
![Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!]()
Upload to Facebook Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth! -
![I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus, different mutation!`]()
Upload to Facebook I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!"
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