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Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.<br/>
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?<br/>
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!]()
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Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
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![ਕਬੀਰ ਕਉਡੀ ਕਉ ਜੋਰਿ ਕੈ ਜੋਰੇ ਲਾਖ ਕਰੋਰਿ॥<br/>
ਚਲਤੀ ਬਾਰ ਨ ਕਛੁ ਮਿਲਿਓ ਲਈ ਲੰਗੋਟੀ ਤੋਰਿ॥੧੪॥<br/><br/>
Kabeer, the mortal gathers wealth, shell by shell, accumulating thousands and millions.<br/>
But when the time of his departure comes, he takes nothing at all with him. He is even stripped of his loin-cloth.||144||<br/>
SGGS Ji: Ang: 1372]()
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ਚਲਤੀ ਬਾਰ ਨ ਕਛੁ ਮਿਲਿਓ ਲਈ ਲੰਗੋਟੀ ਤੋਰਿ॥੧੪॥
Kabeer, the mortal gathers wealth, shell by shell, accumulating thousands and millions.
But when the time of his departure comes, he takes nothing at all with him. He is even stripped of his loin-cloth.||144||
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One sided affair you know!]()
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but no one is trying to be the right person!]()
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but no one is trying to be the right person! -
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Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!]()
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Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein! -
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![ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।<br/>
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।<br/><br/>
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.<br/>
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell!]()
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ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell! -
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Believe with all your heart.<br/>
Achieve with all your might!]()
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Believe with all your heart.
Achieve with all your might! -
![Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?<br/>
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!]()
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Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same! -
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Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!]()
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Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!
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