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![Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?<br />
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.<br />
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!]()
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Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.
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![A Coded Message:<br />
SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man!]()
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SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man! -
![ਕਾਮੁ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਕ੍ਰੋਧ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਲੋਭੁ ਨ ਛੂਟਿਓ ਦੇਵਾ।।<br />
ਪਰ ਨਿੰਦਾ ਮੁਖ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਛੂਟੀ ਨਿਫਲ ਭਈ ਸਭ ਸੇਵਾ।।੧।।
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(By reading religious books) if you have not forgotten carnal desire, and not forgotten anger, greed has not left you either;
Your mouth has not stopped slandering and gossiping about others;
Then all your service is useless & fruitfulness!]()
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ਪਰ ਨਿੰਦਾ ਮੁਖ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਛੂਟੀ ਨਿਫਲ ਭਈ ਸਭ ਸੇਵਾ।।੧।।
(By reading religious books) if you have not forgotten carnal desire, and not forgotten anger, greed has not left you either; Your mouth has not stopped slandering and gossiping about others; Then all your service is useless & fruitfulness! -
![The mind is like water.
When it's turbulent, it's difficult to see.<br />
When it's calm, everything becomes clear!]()
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When it's calm, everything becomes clear! -
![There are 3 types of people in this world.<br/>
People who are unable to hear.<br/>
People who don't want to hear.<br/>
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!]()
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People who are unable to hear.
People who don't want to hear.
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![I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.<br/>
It's because of your behavior, she said!]()
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It's because of your behavior, she said! -
![Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!]()
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![Travel at your own pace.<br/>
You'll arrive!]()
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![Anybody who easily believes lies about you without hearing you is already looking for a way to be against you!]()
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