I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life! |
Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke! |
People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed! |
When the wife is giving silent treatment: 1. 10% of the husbands are worried. 2. 15% of the husbands try to know why. 3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet. |
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug! |
ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।। One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour? ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751 |
Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! |
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It's called integrity! |
If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself. You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship! |
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won! |