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  • I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me.
Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life!Upload to Facebook
    I promised my wife that I won't smoke again. Just to make sure that I didn't smoke, she left the gas on before she went out shopping and didn't even tell me. Feel so lucky to have such a caring woman in my life!
  • Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI?
A NANO joke!
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    Is Nandigram really saying TATA to DIDI? A NANO joke!
  • People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed!Upload to Facebook
    People don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed!
  • When the wife is giving silent treatment:<br/>
1. 10% of the husbands are worried.<br/>
2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.<br/>
3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.Upload to Facebook
    When the wife is giving silent treatment:
    1. 10% of the husbands are worried.
    2. 15% of the husbands try to know why.
    3. 75% of the husbands enjoy peace & quiet.
  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...<br/>
She gave me a hug!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
    She gave me a hug!
  • ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।<br/>
One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?<br/>
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751Upload to Facebook
    ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।
    One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?
    ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751
  • Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!
  • When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.<br/>
It's called integrity!Upload to Facebook
    When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
    It's called integrity!
  • If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.</br>
You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.
    You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!
  • My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.</br>
I won!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
    I won!
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