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  • Is Dial 100 a sign of a 100 Crore Ki Vasooli?Upload to Facebook
    Is Dial 100 a sign of a 100 Crore Ki Vasooli?
  • My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!
  • My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk`!Upload to Facebook
    My suicide note will just be a screenshot of my wife's message saying `We need to talk"!
  • If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
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    If Mumbai Police does not respond on dialing 100, add seven more zeroes!
  • Height of Namak Harami:<br/>
NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.<br/>
All were JIO!Upload to Facebook
    Height of Namak Harami:
    NIA recovered 11 Sims from Sachin Vaze.
    All were JIO!
  • Breaking News:</br>
Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. They are opposing the government's entry into their profession!
  • Newton's 4th law:</br>
Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!Upload to Facebook
    Newton's 4th law:
    Corona Virus is directly proportional to Educational Institutions. It increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!
  • People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.<br/>
This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!Upload to Facebook
    People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st April.
    This has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30s for the last ten years!
  • Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage:</br></br>

1. They will be in pain</br>
2. They need to buy jewelryUpload to Facebook
    Before getting married, men should pierce their ears. That will give them a hint about what's going to happen after the marriage:

    1. They will be in pain
    2. They need to buy jewelry
  • The seven great immortals according to the Puranas are:</br>
1. King Bali</br>
2. Ashwatthama</br>
3. Ved Vyas</br>
4. Hanuman</br>
5. Vibhishan</br>
6. Kripacharya</br>
7. Parshurama</br></br>

If your name is not on the above list, please wear a mask!Upload to Facebook
    The seven great immortals according to the Puranas are:
    1. King Bali
    2. Ashwatthama
    3. Ved Vyas
    4. Hanuman
    5. Vibhishan
    6. Kripacharya
    7. Parshurama

    If your name is not on the above list, please wear a mask!
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