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  • I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life!Upload to Facebook
    I need to buy my wife a GPS. She always complains that she doesn't know where we're going in our life!
  • Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite.</br>
You just grew.</br>
Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!Upload to Facebook
    Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite.
    You just grew.
    Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!
  • Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father.</br>
But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook.</br></br>

IT WAS A SCAM!Upload to Facebook
    Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father.
    But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook.

    IT WAS A SCAM!
  • ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ!</br>
ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!!</br></br>

If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace?</br>
Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru!</br>
~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421Upload to Facebook
    ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ!
    ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!!

    If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace?
    Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru!
    ~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421
  • Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions?</br>
I look at the wife.</br>
Wife nods.</br>
Me: Yes, of course!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions?
    I look at the wife.
    Wife nods.
    Me: Yes, of course!
  • In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God!Upload to Facebook
    In our hard times, God gives us chance to realize our mistakes, to improve ourselves. So never take a hard time as a punishment. It's a blessing from God!
  • Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars!Upload to Facebook
    Men are from Mars and women are from a place where they complain about the way in which everything is done on Mars!
  • Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to.</br>
They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously!Upload to Facebook
    Married women are so prone to taunting, even if they don't intend to.
    They don't mean it sometimes, it just occurs spontaneously!
  • Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me!Upload to Facebook
    Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me!
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!
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