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![Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.<br/>
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list! -
![Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?<br/>
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!]()
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Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite! -
![Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?</br>
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day! -
![Tip for husbands:</br>
When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!]()
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![When your wife asks you why you're late, never say `Why don't you Google it?`.</br>
I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!]()
Upload to Facebook When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight! -
![I texted my wife `No one like you`. But autocorrect changed it to `No one likes you`.</br>
This could be my last message!]()
Upload to Facebook I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message! -
![The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...</br>
but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!]()
Upload to Facebook The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says! -
![1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance.</br>
10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!]()
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense! -
![Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why.</br>
Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts! -
![Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation!]()
Upload to Facebook Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation!
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