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![I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.</br>
Pointing a knife at me he asked me `Your money or your life!`</br>
I told him I am married so I have no money and no life.</br>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!]()
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![Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car!</br>
#DishaRavi #Toolkit]()
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![ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥</br>
ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥</br></br>
He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature.</br>
Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1||</br>
~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682]()
Upload to Facebook ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥ ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥ He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature. Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1|| ~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682 -
![The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!]()
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![Fillionaire:</br>
One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!]()
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![It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like.</br>
She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much!]()
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![Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac.</br>
Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage?</br>
Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work!]()
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![Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives!]()
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![Successful marriage on social media is all about gifts, romantic dinners and walks along the beach.</br>
Successful marriage in real life is all about care, compassion, respect, trust and most importantly, forgiveness!]()
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