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  • You'll watch an entire NETFLIX'S SERIES even when the first few episodes are slow just because someone told you `IT GETS BETTER`.</br>
But what if you looked at your goals like that and watched YOUR LIFE GET BETTER instead?Upload to Facebook
    You'll watch an entire NETFLIX'S SERIES even when the first few episodes are slow just because someone told you "IT GETS BETTER".
    But what if you looked at your goals like that and watched YOUR LIFE GET BETTER instead?
  • Pro Tip:</br>
Struggling to get your wife's attention this weekend?</br>
Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Struggling to get your wife's attention this weekend?
    Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy!
  • My wife just said: `You never listen!`</br>
I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation!Upload to Facebook
    My wife just said: "You never listen!"
    I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation!
  • Floppy disk: 1.4 MB</br>
USB: 64 GB</br>
Hard drive: 1 TB</br>
My wife, remembering my mistakes: 10000 TBUpload to Facebook
    Floppy disk: 1.4 MB
    USB: 64 GB
    Hard drive: 1 TB
    My wife, remembering my mistakes: 10000 TB
  • Pro Tip:</br>
Confused as to what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Confused as to what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!
  • When a married man says he's good in bed, what he means is that he doesn't disturb his wife by snoring!Upload to Facebook
    When a married man says he's good in bed, what he means is that he doesn't disturb his wife by snoring!
  • My wife just looked at me & told me I'm looking smart. She also brought me coffee & some snacks.</br>
Please guys keep a tab on me. I have never been more scared in my life!Upload to Facebook
    My wife just looked at me & told me I'm looking smart. She also brought me coffee & some snacks.
    Please guys keep a tab on me. I have never been more scared in my life!
  • If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is!
  • ਸਭਨੀ ਛਾਲਾ ਮਾਰੀਆ ਕਰਤਾ ਕਰੇ ਸੁ ਹੋਇ!!</br></br>

Everyone makes the attempt, but that alone happens which the creator Lord does.</br>
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 469Upload to Facebook
    ਸਭਨੀ ਛਾਲਾ ਮਾਰੀਆ ਕਰਤਾ ਕਰੇ ਸੁ ਹੋਇ!!

    Everyone makes the attempt, but that alone happens which the creator Lord does.
    ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 469
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Eat That Frog</br></br>

• Your frog = the worst thing you have to do everyday!</br>
• You're most likely to procrastinate on this!
• Always do this thing!Upload to Facebook
    Eat That Frog

    • Your frog = the worst thing you have to do everyday!
    • You're most likely to procrastinate on this! • Always do this thing!
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