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![ਕਹਤੁ ਕਬੀਰੁ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੇਰਾ।।</br>
ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਕੀ ਨ ਜਪਹਿ ਸਵੇਰਾ।।</br></br>
Says Kabeer, no one truly belongs to you. (Only God is your True Companion).</br>
Why not chant His Name in your heart, when you still have time?</br>
~ Bhagat Kabeer Ji: SGGS Ji: 656]()
Upload to Facebook ਕਹਤੁ ਕਬੀਰੁ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੇਰਾ।। ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਕੀ ਨ ਜਪਹਿ ਸਵੇਰਾ।। Says Kabeer, no one truly belongs to you. (Only God is your True Companion). Why not chant His Name in your heart, when you still have time? ~ Bhagat Kabeer Ji: SGGS Ji: 656 -
![Husband: I would love to see you in something long and flowing tonight.<br/>
Wife: Awww like a new dress?<br/>
Husband: No, A river!]()
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Wife: Awww like a new dress?
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![Dear Husbands,<br/>
If your wife is upset with you for a reason unknown to you, just apologize to her.<br/>
Or face the consequences!]()
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If your wife is upset with you for a reason unknown to you, just apologize to her.
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![When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.<br/>
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism!]()
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When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism! -
![May you always do what you are afraid to do!]()
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![A genuine question:<br/>
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?]()
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If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? -
![If somebody has decided to dislike you inspite of you trying your best to win them over, just accept it and move on. They don't deserve you!]()
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![Son: You know, cockroaches can live for 9 days without their heads before they starve to death.</br>
Wife, looking at me: That's nothing, some people I know have been living without a brain for more than 30 years!]()
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![My wife told me that she has a throat infection and the doctor advised her to take a voice rest for a couple of days.</br>
That doctor is my favorite person now!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that she has a throat infection and the doctor advised her to take a voice rest for a couple of days. That doctor is my favorite person now!
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