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![Don't believe in time travel?<br/>
Just start an argument with your wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Don't believe in time travel?
Just start an argument with your wife! -
![Wife: You like slim women or curvy women?<br/>
Me: I only like women the way you are.<br/>
Wife: Good answer.<br/>
Married life taught me how to tackle tricky questions!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: You like slim women or curvy women?
Me: I only like women the way you are.
Wife: Good answer.
Married life taught me how to tackle tricky questions! -
![Every husband is a farmer by default.<br/>
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!<br/>
And 'agree culture' increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!]()
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!
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![1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.<br/>
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is!]()
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is! -
![Tsunami - T is silent<br/>
Honest - H is silent<br/>
Knife - K is silent<br/>
Wife is angry - I'm silent!]()
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Honest - H is silent
Knife - K is silent
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![It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.<br/>
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.]()
Upload to Facebook It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
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![Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you!]()
Upload to Facebook Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you! -
![A successful marriage is based on three main principles:<br/>
1) Appreciate your similarities<br/>
2) Respect your differences<br/>
3) Do what your wife tells you to do]()
Upload to Facebook A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
1) Appreciate your similarities
2) Respect your differences
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![My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing!]()
Upload to Facebook My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing! -
![My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.<br/>
That means I need to stay home with the kids!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
That means I need to stay home with the kids!
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