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![MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati is no more.<br/>
I hope Queen Elizabeth survives 2020!]()
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![Even December of 2020 had its fair share:<br/>
MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati expires!]()
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![Golden rules for a happy married life:<br/>
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.<br/>
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!]()
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1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!
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