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![The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?<br/>
#Diwali]()
Upload to Facebook The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
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![Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.<br/>
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!<br/>
#humour]()
Upload to Facebook Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
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![Wife: I had a terrible day.<br/>
Me: Ok let's talk about it.<br/>
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!]()
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Me: Ok let's talk about it.
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![My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.<br/>
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%! -
![Top three things husbands tell:<br/><br/>
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl<br/>
(2) No, you're not looking fat<br/>
(1) I'm sorry]()
Upload to Facebook Top three things husbands tell:
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl
(2) No, you're not looking fat
(1) I'm sorry -
![Starve your ego.<br/>
Feed your soul.]()
Upload to Facebook Starve your ego.
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![All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive!]()
Upload to Facebook All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive! -
![According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again!]()
Upload to Facebook According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again! -
![Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!]()
Upload to Facebook Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes! -
![Wife: I tried to change my password to your name.<br/>
Husband: Wow that's wonderful.<br/>
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I tried to change my password to your name.
Husband: Wow that's wonderful.
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome!
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