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![My wife's concentration is at its peak when she inspects the dishes I washed!]()
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![Some people will only 'love you' as much as they can use you.<br/>
Their loyalty ends where the benefits stop!]()
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![I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor!]()
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![ਜਹ ਮਾਤ ਪਿਤਾ ਸੁਤ ਮੀਤ ਨ ਭਾਈ।।<br/>
ਮਨ ਊਹਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਤੇਰੈ ਸੰਗਿ ਸਹਾਈ।।<br/><br/>
Where there is no mother, father, children, friends or siblings - O my mind, there only the name of the Lord, shall be with you as your help and support.<br/>
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji: Ang 264]()
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ਮਨ ਊਹਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਤੇਰੈ ਸੰਗਿ ਸਹਾਈ।।
Where there is no mother, father, children, friends or siblings - O my mind, there only the name of the Lord, shall be with you as your help and support.
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![The most difficult task is to make everybody happy, the simplest task is to be happy with everyone!]()
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![Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.<br/>
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine!]()
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Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine! -
![When your wife is silent, do you<br/>
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?<br/>
2. Try to understand why she's silent?<br/>
3. Run for your life?]()
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1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?
2. Try to understand why she's silent?
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![Just because you couldn't do something yesterday, doesn't mean you can't achieve it today.<br/>
You are one day stronger today!]()
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![Dear Bachelors,<br/>
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!]()
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Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage! -
![5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?<br/>
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?]()
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Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?
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