The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends! |
Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault. Husband: What did I do? Wife: Let me think, I just woke up! |
In my house, I am the boss. My wife is just the decision maker! |
You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married! |
A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car! |
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence - a life sentence! |
Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body. After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body! |
Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting! I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting! |
Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't! |
BREAKING: Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements! |