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  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!Upload to Facebook
    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
  • Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.<br/>
Husband: What did I do?<br/>
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!Upload to Facebook
    Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
    Husband: What did I do?
    Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!
  • In my house, I am the boss.<br/>
My wife is just the decision maker!Upload to Facebook
    In my house, I am the boss.
    My wife is just the decision maker!
  • You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!Upload to Facebook
    You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!
  • A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!Upload to Facebook
    A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
  • To some, marriage is a word.<br/>
To others, a sentence - a life sentence!Upload to Facebook
    To some, marriage is a word.
    To others, a sentence - a life sentence!
  • Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.<br/>
After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.
    After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body!
  • Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!<br/>
I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir Khan's nephew Imran Khan quits acting!
    I think acting quit him way before he decided to quit acting!
  • Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!Upload to Facebook
    Dear people who are on a diet, even websites have cookies and you don't!
  • BREAKING:<br/>
Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!Upload to Facebook
    BREAKING:
    Delhi colleges refuse Pfizer and Moderna vaccines for their students. Say 90% and 94.5% do not meet cutoff requirements!
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