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![Kidnapper: We have your husband.<br/>
Wife: Where did you abduct him from?<br/>
Kidnapper: Gym<br/>
Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband!]()
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Wife: Where did you abduct him from?
Kidnapper: Gym
Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband! -
![My wife's memory is terrible. She never forgets anything!]()
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![Before our marriage, when my wife told me that she's a cat person, I should have realized that for the rest of my life she's gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day!]()
Upload to Facebook Before our marriage, when my wife told me that she's a cat person, I should have realized that for the rest of my life she's gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day! -
![Wife: You know what day today is?<br/>
Me: Our anniversary?<br/>
Wife: No, it's Friday, the 13th. The scariest day.<br/>
Me: Oh so it's the same!]()
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Me: Our anniversary?
Wife: No, it's Friday, the 13th. The scariest day.
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![Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.<br/>
Wife: Flathead, Phillips or Vodka?<br/>
And that was when I knew she was the one!]()
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Wife: Flathead, Phillips or Vodka?
And that was when I knew she was the one! -
![Your circle should want you to win.<br/>
Your circle should clap the loudest when you have good news.<br/>
If they don't get a new circle!]()
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Your circle should clap the loudest when you have good news.
If they don't get a new circle! -
![My wife texted me `You are right, I was wrong and I'm sorry` but it seems her phone's autocorrect changed it to `Whatever`!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife texted me `You are right, I was wrong and I'm sorry` but it seems her phone's autocorrect changed it to `Whatever`! -
![Fitness Status:<br/>
I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach!]()
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I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach! -
![Newly married friend: My husband is my best friend.<br/>
My wife: Just wait for a few months. He'll be your worst enemy!]()
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My wife: Just wait for a few months. He'll be your worst enemy! -
![Diet Day 1:<br/>
I have removed all the bad food from the house.<br/>
It was delicious!]()
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I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious!
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