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![Trump just got the full 2020 experience.<br/>
He caught COVID;<br/>
Lost his job;<br/>
And will be evicted from his house!]()
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He caught COVID;
Lost his job;
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![Me: Elections are nonsensical. You think you're choosing the best candidate, but eventually, you'll realize that they're terrible.<br/>
Wife: Just like my marriage!]()
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![A terrible week for the world's two most prominent Republicans...<br/><br/>
Donald Trump<br/>
Arnab Goswami]()
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![Going to the mall for shopping with your wife is like going to the casino for gambling, you lose track of the time and don't know how much money you have spent!]()
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![China is already welcoming Biden.<br/>
They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden.<br/>
`FOR BIDEN CITY!`<br/>
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They have even named a central landmark in Beijing for Biden.
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![Pro-tip for husbands:
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Never ever buy your wife an XXL sized dress. Always buy a size small, but hold on to the receipt so that she can change it later.
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Act surprised when she says that the smaller size doesn't fit her will earn you some bonus points.
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You can thank me later!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro-tip for husbands:
Never ever buy your wife an XXL sized dress. Always buy a size small, but hold on to the receipt so that she can change it later.
Act surprised when she says that the smaller size doesn't fit her will earn you some bonus points.
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![New Tech Guy: Our devices are now 100% secure.<br/>
Boss: How did you do that?<br/>
New Tech Guy: I turned them all off!]()
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Boss: How did you do that?
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![If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?<br/>
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!]()
Upload to Facebook If the husband is head of the family then, what's the wife?
The wife is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere!
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