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  • The wife asks her wife, `Will you marry after I die?`<br/>
The husband responds, `No I will live peacefully`!Upload to Facebook
    The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?"
    The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"!
  • Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.<br/>

As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3Upload to Facebook
    Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.
    As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
  • Witnessed a miracle today.<br/>
My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine!Upload to Facebook
    Witnessed a miracle today.
    My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine!
  • As you come across people, bless them with love and peace. Wish them happiness, abundance and success.<br/>
Remember everything you put out comes back to you!Upload to Facebook
    As you come across people, bless them with love and peace. Wish them happiness, abundance and success.
    Remember everything you put out comes back to you!
  • The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.<br/>
The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready!Upload to Facebook
    The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.
    The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready!
  • My wife and I share a sense of humour.<br/>
We have to. She doesn't have one!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I share a sense of humour.
    We have to. She doesn't have one!
  • If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!Upload to Facebook
    If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!
  • If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar!Upload to Facebook
    If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar!
  • Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.<br/>
Husband: What a co-incidence!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.
    Husband: What a co-incidence!
  • ਬੰਦੇ ਖੋਜੁ ਦਿਲ ਹਰ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਾ ਫਿਰੁ ਪਰੇਸਾਨੀ ਮਾਹਿ।।<br/>
ਇਹ ਜੁ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਿਹਰੁ ਮੇਲਾ ਦਸਤਗੀਰੀ ਨਾਹਿ ।।੧।।<br/><br/>

O human being, search your own heart every day and do not wander around in confusion.<br/>
This world is just a magic show; you will not get anything from it.<br/>
~ Bhagat Kabir Ji - SGGS JI: 727Upload to Facebook
    ਬੰਦੇ ਖੋਜੁ ਦਿਲ ਹਰ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਾ ਫਿਰੁ ਪਰੇਸਾਨੀ ਮਾਹਿ।।
    ਇਹ ਜੁ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਿਹਰੁ ਮੇਲਾ ਦਸਤਗੀਰੀ ਨਾਹਿ ।।੧।।

    O human being, search your own heart every day and do not wander around in confusion.
    This world is just a magic show; you will not get anything from it.
    ~ Bhagat Kabir Ji - SGGS JI: 727
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