The wife asks her wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No I will live peacefully"! |
Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife. As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3 |
Witnessed a miracle today. My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine! |
As you come across people, bless them with love and peace. Wish them happiness, abundance and success. Remember everything you put out comes back to you! |
The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror. The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready! |
My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to. She doesn't have one! |
If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first! |
If anyone keeps talking into air, thinking there are 100 people around listening - we used to call it delusion and now it's called webinar! |
Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you. Husband: What a co-incidence! |
ਬੰਦੇ ਖੋਜੁ ਦਿਲ ਹਰ ਰੋਜ਼ ਨਾ ਫਿਰੁ ਪਰੇਸਾਨੀ ਮਾਹਿ।। ਇਹ ਜੁ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸਿਹਰੁ ਮੇਲਾ ਦਸਤਗੀਰੀ ਨਾਹਿ ।।੧।। O human being, search your own heart every day and do not wander around in confusion. This world is just a magic show; you will not get anything from it. ~ Bhagat Kabir Ji - SGGS JI: 727 |