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![Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?<br/>
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.<br/>
Husband: That's not true.<br/>
Wife: Yes it is.<br/>
Husband: Okay!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.
Husband: That's not true.
Wife: Yes it is.
Husband: Okay! -
![Happy wife, happy life.<br/>
Happy husband, suspicious wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife! -
![Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in!]()
Upload to Facebook Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in! -
![The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there!]()
Upload to Facebook The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there! -
![What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?<br/>
Tell him Obama installed it!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it! -
![Life is not a music player to listen to your favourite songs.<br/>
It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes on it!]()
Upload to Facebook Life is not a music player to listen to your favourite songs.
It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes on it! -
![According to women, men only have the following faults:<br/>
1. What they do<br/>
2. What they don't do<br/>
3. What they say<br/>
4. What they don't say]()
Upload to Facebook According to women, men only have the following faults:
1. What they do
2. What they don't do
3. What they say
4. What they don't say -
![I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.<br/>
10 - She is in a good mood.<br/>
5 - Her mood is okay.<br/>
No selfies - My life is in danger!]()
Upload to Facebook I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.
10 - She is in a good mood.
5 - Her mood is okay.
No selfies - My life is in danger! -
![2020 is very unpredictable.<br/>
But hoping RCB winning the IPL trophy is too much!]()
Upload to Facebook 2020 is very unpredictable.
But hoping RCB winning the IPL trophy is too much! -
![Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.<br/>
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me!
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