Popular SMS

  • My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately!
  • For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.<br/>
But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.<br/>
Women are confusing!Upload to Facebook
    For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.
    But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.
    Women are confusing!
  • I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God!
  • With Wife:<br/>
My brain: You shouldn't say anything.<br/>
My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?<br/>
My brain: I warned you!Upload to Facebook
    With Wife:
    My brain: You shouldn't say anything.
    My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?
    My brain: I warned you!
  • The Sun watches what I do, but the Moon knows all my secrets!Upload to Facebook
    The Sun watches what I do, but the Moon knows all my secrets!
  • Dear God,<br/>
If I'm wrong, correct me.<br/>
If I'm lost, guide me.<br/>
If I started to give up, keep me going!Upload to Facebook
    Dear God,
    If I'm wrong, correct me.
    If I'm lost, guide me.
    If I started to give up, keep me going!
  • 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?<br/>
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!Upload to Facebook
    80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?
    Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!
  • All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.<br/>
So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends!Upload to Facebook
    All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.
    So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends!
  • Congratulations, Trump!<br/>
You finally passed a test!
#POTUSCOVIDUpload to Facebook
    Congratulations, Trump!
    You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID
  • Not all marriages start with `Will you marry me?`<br/>
Some start with `Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!`<br/>
#ArrangeMarriageUpload to Facebook
    Not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?"
    Some start with "Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!"
    #ArrangeMarriage
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT