My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately! |
For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife. But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead. Women are confusing! |
I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God! |
With Wife: My brain: You shouldn't say anything. My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight? My brain: I warned you! |
The Sun watches what I do, but the Moon knows all my secrets! |
Dear God, If I'm wrong, correct me. If I'm lost, guide me. If I started to give up, keep me going! |
80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know? Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry! |
All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food. So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends! |
Congratulations, Trump! You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID |
Not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?" Some start with "Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!" #ArrangeMarriage |