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  • I like church weddings... at least they are honest!<br/>
Upfront, the bride knows that she is not marrying the best man!Upload to Facebook
    I like church weddings... at least they are honest!
    Upfront, the bride knows that she is not marrying the best man!
  • Impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion!Upload to Facebook
    Impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion!
  • NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!<br/>
#SSR #Bollywood #NCBUpload to Facebook
    NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!
    #SSR #Bollywood #NCB
  • As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.<br/>
That gave me ample time to wash the car!Upload to Facebook
    As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.
    That gave me ample time to wash the car!
  • The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?<br/>
The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'!Upload to Facebook
    The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?
    The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'!
  • Courage isn't always a lion's roar. It's also like the silence of ants working patiently and never giving up!Upload to Facebook
    Courage isn't always a lion's roar. It's also like the silence of ants working patiently and never giving up!
  • Before marriage, I was told that I wouldn't be able to have kids.<br/>
This was told not by my doctor, but by my financial advisor after going through my bank statements!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, I was told that I wouldn't be able to have kids.
    This was told not by my doctor, but by my financial advisor after going through my bank statements!
  • Wife: When I see you, I forget all my problems.<br/>
Husband: Wow, really?<br/>
Wife: Yes, then you become my biggest problem!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: When I see you, I forget all my problems.
    Husband: Wow, really?
    Wife: Yes, then you become my biggest problem!
  • My wife & I have some serious communication issues. But good that we never talk about it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife & I have some serious communication issues. But good that we never talk about it!
  • Finally, we have now understood why drugs are called heroin in India!<br/>
#DrugsInBollywoodUpload to Facebook
    Finally, we have now understood why drugs are called heroin in India!
    #DrugsInBollywood
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