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  • Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!
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    Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc!
  • With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!  Upload to Facebook
    With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!
  • Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.<br/>
Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!Upload to Facebook
    Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.
    Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!
  • My wife just asked `What are your plans for the weekend?` as if she hasn't already planned it already!Upload to Facebook
    My wife just asked "What are your plans for the weekend?" as if she hasn't already planned it already!
  • Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?<br/>
Yeah, me neither!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?
    Yeah, me neither!
  • All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!Upload to Facebook
    All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
  • My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!Upload to Facebook
    My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
  • People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!Upload to Facebook
    People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020!
  • I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.<br/>
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!Upload to Facebook
    I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
    She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!
  • Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.<br/>
That's why they aren't married!Upload to Facebook
    Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.
    That's why they aren't married!
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