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![Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?<br/>
Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping!]()
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Husband: Okay!
Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?
Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping! -
![Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.<br/>
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit! -
![Most famous speeches:<br/>
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King<br/>
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela<br/>
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg<br/>
4. We need to talk: My wife]()
Upload to Facebook Most famous speeches:
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg
4. We need to talk: My wife -
![Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.<br/>
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!<br/>
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!]()
Upload to Facebook Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense! -
![Husband: You always hurt me with words.<br/>
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: You always hurt me with words.
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time! -
![We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda!]()
Upload to Facebook We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda! -
![The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.<br/>
Now she's planning to divorce me!]()
Upload to Facebook The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.
Now she's planning to divorce me! -
![Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?<br/>
Husband: So?<br/>
Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?
Husband: So?
Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman! -
![How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?<br/>
You don't have to. They will tell you!]()
Upload to Facebook How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?
You don't have to. They will tell you! -
![Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.<br/>
Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.
Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same!
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