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  • Everything is OK in the end. If it's not OK, then it's not the end!Upload to Facebook
    Everything is OK in the end. If it's not OK, then it's not the end!
  • My wife just told me I am right and that she's sorry. I'm not used to this.<br/>
What do I do next?Upload to Facebook
    My wife just told me I am right and that she's sorry. I'm not used to this.
    What do I do next?
  • I heard the new GPS systems come with built-in `wife mode`.<br/>
If you miss a direction, it says, `I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. OH GOD, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME` and shuts itself down!Upload to Facebook
    I heard the new GPS systems come with built-in "wife mode".
    If you miss a direction, it says, "I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. OH GOD, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME" and shuts itself down!
  • Sometimes you have to keep your good news to yourself.<br/>
Everybody is not genuinely happy for you!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes you have to keep your good news to yourself.
    Everybody is not genuinely happy for you!
  • The ego is a mask.<br/>
The real you is a divine soul!Upload to Facebook
    The ego is a mask.
    The real you is a divine soul!
  • Food is the only thing I'd stay up past 10 PM for!Upload to Facebook
    Food is the only thing I'd stay up past 10 PM for!
  • Breaking NEWS:<br/>
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking NEWS:
    The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!
  • 3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:<br/>

-Sushant smoked weed<br/>
-Rhea bought him the weed<br/>
-Weed is illegal<br/>
-Rhea must be punished!Upload to Facebook
    3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:
    -Sushant smoked weed
    -Rhea bought him the weed
    -Weed is illegal
    -Rhea must be punished!
  • ਜੋ ਹੋਆ ਹੋਵਤ ਸੋ ਜਾਨੈ।।<br/>
ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਪਛਾਨੈ।।<br/><br/>

God's devotees know that everything happens according to God's Will;<br/>
They accept everything as God's Will!<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 286Upload to Facebook
    ਜੋ ਹੋਆ ਹੋਵਤ ਸੋ ਜਾਨੈ।।
    ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਪਛਾਨੈ।।

    God's devotees know that everything happens according to God's Will;
    They accept everything as God's Will!
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 286
  • Sometimes it takes 10 years to get that 1 year that will change your life.<br/>
Keep Going!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes it takes 10 years to get that 1 year that will change your life.
    Keep Going!
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