A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting at home one night and became bored. "Hey, let's play a game" she said.
"What game?" was his bored reply.
"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."
"What if I can't find you?"
"I'll be behind the piano", replies the blonde.
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men!
A midget casually walked up to a sexy blonde and said, "Hey, what do you say to a little fuck?"
"Hello little fuck", the blonde replies casually.
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn't get "Hearing Aids".
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette...?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Why did'nt the blonde get pregnant?
She blew it every time.
Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
They can't keep their calves together!
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!
A blonde enters a Sex Shop and asks for a vibrator.
Salesman: You can select from our range displayed on the wall.
Blonde: I'll take the red one.
Salesman: You can't, that's our Fire Extinguisher!