This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!
I finally figured out my body type.
It's an hourglass with extra minutes!
Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!
My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing!
The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
#Diwali
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
Fitness Status:
I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach!
Diet Day 1:
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious!
I thought the Dryer made my clothes shrink.
Guess what? It was my Refrigerator!