If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!
My formal clothes have missed me so much.
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
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Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking!
Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in!
All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.
So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends!
Sometimes, life bites you in the butt.
Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit!
How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?
You don't have to. They will tell you!
Food is the only thing I'd stay up past 10 PM for!
How do you get Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes!