Eat - Present Tense
Ate - Past Tense
Weight - Future Tense!
Health Tip:
Avoid Political WhatsApp Groups!
Top 3 things I gained from 2020:
1. Body weight
2. More body weight
3. Even more body weight
Diet Tip:
Eat food off other people's plates. It's their calories. So they don't count!
My tastes are simple.
I am easily satisfied with the best!
Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate!
You don't have bad health.
You have bad habits!
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes!
At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!"