Last night, I dreamt I was Pac-Man in the video game and this morning all the food in my kitchen was gone!
The gardening season is off to a great start.
I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
Gyms closed, so this summer is going to be all about personality!
"Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"
Quarantine proved that it was a lie!
I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator.
So I can flatten my curve!
Meals during a day in quarantine:
Breakfast
Snackfast
Brunkfast
Brunch
Snackunch
Blunch
Lunch
Linner
Dinner
Snackinner
Today I realized that breakfast can't be skipped, only delayed!
If your New Year Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it!
Pet Ke Andar Sab Kuch Jata Hai Bas Pet Hi Andar Nahi Jata!
So lockdown has been extended for another 5 kg!
#LockdownMay3