Dear Tummy,
Kya Tumhein Alag Se Samjhana Padega Ki Lockdown Hai Bahar Nahi Nikalna!
Wear your mask at home.
This is not to avoid virus, it's to avoid constant eating!
#StayatHome Tip:
We all need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator!
Slim people are very Badtameez,
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
My 3 wishes:
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!