The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!
During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!
My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in!
Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
Made for each other.
Mad for each other.
Mad at each other.
Or maid for each other?
I need help!
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
What do I do next?
During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"
The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!
Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
Husband: Wait. I can change!