I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first!
My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!
When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent!
The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings!
The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!
Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.
~ A tired housewife
My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those!
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I asked, "Where did that come from?"
Reverse Application:
Dear Sir,
As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.
Regards
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
#MarriageFacts