The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!"
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
Universal truth:
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
Husbands worry about the things wives remember!
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted!
Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well?
Wife: Awww, no babe.
Husband: So why do you keep cooking?
Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything?
Wife: No, that's enough!
The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut!
As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive!
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids!